My Dog’s Secret

From: Sam T.

Sent: July 24, 2012

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: My Dog’s Secret

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup,

and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.


He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger
than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and
earn a living every day to help pay for all of this.

I was just thinking about all this,

and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......

I think my dog is a member of Congress!