Re-Worked Hits of the 60's

From: Ruth D.

Sent: April 3, 2012

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: Re-Worked Hits of the 60's

1960 Hits Renamed 
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hitswith new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. 

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- 
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees --- 
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack--- 
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face 
? 

Johnny Nash --- 
I Can't See Clearly Now 

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem--- 
A Whiter Shade Of Hair 

Leo Sayer --- 
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- 
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba---
Denture Queen 

Tony Orlando --- 
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall



Helen Reddy --- 
I Am Woman; Hear Me Snore 

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last, but NOT least: 

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again