My Tax Return Was Returned

From: William N.

Sent: April 30, 2012

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: My Tax Return Was Returned

I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my Tax Return back
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said: "List All Dependents"
So, I replied, 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 loafers in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, the response was NOT acceptable.
So, I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"