Easter Humor

From: Sam B.

Sent: April 6, 2012

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: Easter Humor

Easter Bunny Jokes

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny


Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A. Two points just like everybody!


Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?

A. Because it was a little chicken.


Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?

A. A hare brain.


Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

A. You 'nique up on him.


Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A. Tame way, unique up on it.


Q. How many hairs in a rabbit's tail?

A. None, they're all on the outside.


Q. How are rabbits like calculators?

A. They both multiply really fast.


Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long?

A. Because then it would be a foot.


Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A. Just look for the gray hares.