Crashed pickup truck perched atop a sports car in a garage

From: Bill M.

Sent: April 1, 2012

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: Crashed pickup truck perched atop a sports car in a garage

Just an accident ... Sorry!!

"To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn't get hurt, I am ok. Your Motorcycle is ok too, so please don't worry too much.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will in your heart find room to forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms and make mad passionate love to you again and again.

Your loving wife.
XXXOOO

PS — the neighbor took a picture of the crash, and insisted I include it."