OIL CRISIS

From: Sarah S.

Sent: 2012-03-18 20:37

To: undisclosed recipients

Subject: Fw: OIL CRISIS

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD'S EXPLANATION --

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low. ~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical. ~~~ Our OIL is located in: ~~~ ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana ~~~ Coastal Alabama ~~~~ Coastal Mississippi ~~~~ Coastal Texas ~~~ North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Montana ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~~ Ohio ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania ~~~ New Mexico ~~~ And Texas ~~~ Our dipsticks are located in DC ~~~ Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So.